A real cool dude with a real big dick. Tall, athletic, tan, and brown eyed, Wills will make you cream
by binghole November 25, 2018
Get the Willmug. Will is an epic gamer. He is the chillest, coolest, funniest, most perfect guy you will ever meet. On the outside he may seem intimidating, but he truly is a softie at heart. Will has bright, sparkly, stunning blue eyes and a smile that will never fail to brighten your day. He is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for, and he always gives the best cuddles and kisses. He is an amazing listener, and always knows how to cheer you up even on your worst days. You know when you’ve had a really tough, exhausting day, and then you finally get to come home and get to crawl into the cozy blankets of your bed? That feeling is Will. He really is someone special.
person 1: my boyfriend is literally the most beautiful person inside and out
person 2: oh wow, you must be dating a Will. LUCKY!
person 2: oh wow, you must be dating a Will. LUCKY!
by imissedthebus123 October 20, 2019
Get the Willmug. by Bigdick9000 May 23, 2020
Get the Willmug. A man (typically single) whose sleeping schedule severely impedes his ability to make high quality DJ mixes. Generally, Will is known for living off his wealthy parents money while using Uber Eats to fund his marijuana use and the occasional 18-rack Henry Weinhards. Will uses an extensive vocabulary, Reddit, and a 1/4 of a college degree to preach about subjects he generally doesn't have a clue about. Will can be a fun guy to hang out with, however most of the time you are with him you can't stop thinking about punching him directly in the mouth.
"I met with this man named Will from tinder. He tried to eat my ass and then lectured me on how beneficial it would be to drive him to Seattle for some shitty drum and bass concert."
by wakaflockabowbow June 25, 2019
Get the Willmug. will is a skinny ass bitch who sucks at gaming. his older brother and dad put on special performances for him every wednesday and his mom is a milf. he is packing the shmeat and has countless side hoes. wills dick is at least -negative 7 feet and he uses it well ;). he is a simp but still pulls hoes. he likes to do anal with the librarian. he moans more than appreciated and loves to make movies with his step bro ;).
person 1: damn wills dick is dragging on the floor again
person 2: *licking the floor it’s been dragged on*
person 1: damn wills dick is dragging on the floor again
person 2: *licking the floor it’s been dragged on*
will: is a big dick skinny bitch
by SIMP NATION 1 April 9, 2020
Get the Willmug. Will is the type of person who wants to fit in into places he shouldn’t. He can be shy to people that intimidate him. When you get to know him you feel like you can talk about anything to him. He will listen and listen until you finish. He stays up as late as you do on a phone call. He is protective of his friends. He can be really smart. He will let others walk over him just to show he doesn’t care and that he will do anything for his friends. He refuses to snitch on his closest friends. If you hurt one of his friends... You better watch out because he will rain the all the layers of hell upon you. He will listen to anyone about anything. But he will refuse to open up about his own feelings. He won’t tell anyone if he has a crush on and who it would be. If you do like him... Tell him! If he doesn’t feel the same way he won’t make it awkward. If anything He will end make him like you back. When you do get him as a boyfriend don’t be a dumbass to let him go. He will treat you like a princess. Even if he’s a friend don’t let him go.
by ThatDumboi October 6, 2019
Get the Willmug.