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kill it with fire

-Hey, I heard that Stephen King is making a horror movie with Jim Carrey and Whoopie Goldberg.
-KILL IT WITH FIRE!
by Toptomcat May 19, 2006
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farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
by captainlarry February 8, 2010
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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin
by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016
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hens with ties

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...
"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."
by Prince_Kijigo May 25, 2017
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Being vegan with it

When someone constantly reuses the same thing often for attention.
"At first I was like aww Bill cmon and then he started being vegan with it"
by HeadSoviet June 23, 2016
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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.
Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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Are you fucking with me

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me
by jewelsd October 15, 2019
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