Waving the wand

Slang euphemism for masturbating/jacking off/jilling off.

Guy 1: I got so horny last night watching this feet-sucking porn video I starting waving the wand to it.
Guy 2: Get a life.

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 16, 2021

Missile Waving

when when country launches test missiles in response to another country's launch

"did you see the US launched an ICBM test missile?"
" Yeah I saw.. They are just Missile waving with North Korea"

by Lloyd Mobile August 2, 2017

wainess

The quality of a person, object, or situation which causes one to say wai, usually in the context of Japanese manga or anime.

"Hey, Cartoon Network's running Popotan tonight!"
"Wainess, I've been waiting to see it."

by kyhm January 11, 2004

wapinsif

slang "what happens if" used by People who talk too fast.

"wapinsif I push this button?"

by zombiebloodbath April 15, 2009

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019

Wainch

A southern US colloquialism for the term "wench". A woman of low character or questionable morals.

That wainch ain't about shit.

by Strangelander May 28, 2021