watchblog

Calvinist blog that focuses on monitoring and exposing theologically unsound or heretical movements.

I just read a great post at the slice of laodicea watchblog about Elvis impersonators leading worship.

by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007

Yo-Kai Watch

It's just a fun game that is cool. And if you start saying it's a pokemon rip-off you sound like a fucking boomer.

Guy 1: I don't like yo-kai watch.

Me: I respect your opinion

Guy 1: it's just a pokemon rip off

Me: Dude the only resmblance is that it has catchable monsters. That's like comparing Mario to Sonic, think before you speak.

Guy 1: Huh.....I guess that's true

by Devil Jevil November 8, 2020

watch my six

covering your back. six comes from being behind a person (six o' clock position). so "watch my six" is "cover me from behind"

SWAT Team Leader: Watch my six boys, this is goina get ugly

SWAT Team Members: Roger that sir.

by Wite Kastle October 6, 2006

gypsy watch

To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.

Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

by Rooks November 27, 2007

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Watch Netflix

Going over to a significant others house and "watching Netflix" which starts out as cute spooning and cuddle which eventually escalates into intense making out and in most cases ends in sexual intercourse.

Girl: Hey mom I'm going over to Liam's house to watch Netflix *wink*

Mom: ok sweetie have fun
Girl: oh I will ;)

by Elliottestarryeyes March 30, 2015

Jizz Watch

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.

I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk

by ZNA March 9, 2015