woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

Woof Bag

A bag of woofs.

Completed when a dog utters a bark and/or howl into a bag. You must seal this when completed.

"When I open the bag, it totally woofed at me. It's totally a woof bag."

by meow1234567890 August 20, 2011

Woof Woof Crank

After intercourse, the act of inserting the somewhat hard penis into the mouth of a girl and proceeding to move her head around in a cranking motion clockwise or counter-clockwise until completely satisfied while making loud WOOF noises.

After i fucked that bitch last night, i totally woof woof cranked her till she passed the fuck out.

by fapmaster5000 January 6, 2008

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

by icount September 24, 2009

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014