Woff

To eat food quickly using your hands.

Often used at lunch time, with finger food, or with fast food after a night at the boozer.
Colloquial term from the West Midlands, England, UK.

Terry:" Pass me the garlic bread, Ima woff that down."
Jimbo:"Did you see Jake eating those chicken wings, he woffed them down"
Sophie:"You are woffing those down"

by joskie August 1, 2019

wofl

Basically, it means either:
waffle
or, wank on the floor laughing

1)YOU ROFLZ MY WOFLZ OLOLOLOL
2)man, that porn was so bad i was wofl'n, i tell ya

by Glucosio September 13, 2005

Wofl

A wolf, or werewolf. Originally used as 'wofly', a mis-spelling of wolfy.

"Did you see 'Underworld' yet? The wofls were awesome."

by Vega September 27, 2003

wofl

A cat, typically of the feline sort, with cat-like features. Often known to meow, incapable of howling or any other wolf noise. (IE: barking, whining, barking, howling, woofing, howling, etc.)

Will Heris does not want Ciela to have a pet wofl.

by Vix January 10, 2004

woflcopter

Woflcopter is often encorporated into an extravagent story or rumour about a teacher or senior member of staff in a school, especially a teacher who tells humorous lies to his class. Sometimes mis-spelt "wofflecopter".

-Did you know Mr Waugh has a pilot's licence?
-Really?
-Yeah, he's got his own woflcopter!
-Wow!

by AlgernonJeffPythagoras March 16, 2008

Woffie Cookies

Pronounced - "wuff-e cookie"

1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.

2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers. Very similar to "Wow Crackers"

After the discovery of his wife leaving him for another woman, the head of neural-surgery went on a intense week long drinking binge and then was able to preform a history making surgical operation after eating Woffie Cookies for breakfast.

Joan sat bewildered at her desk, as her supervisor grilled her about why she showed up for work naked. Her only response was it must have been the Woffie Cookies she had at dinner the previous night.

by Woffie Master August 2, 2009

WOFT

WASTE OF FUCKING TIME , AS person of thing that wastes your time for no good reason

When a customer comes in an asks a bunch of questions but never was going to buy the product.

"That guy is such a WOFT , don't even bother trying . Someone that wastes a persons time for no reason
I just spend all afternoon cooking and they cancelled last minute what a WOFT

by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016