unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008

water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

by bonermaster787 June 7, 2009

water whore

Someone who asks for water and ends up drinking it all
Someone who asks for a sip of water and ends up taking several gulps

Daniella :Hey Blake can I have some of your water?
Blake: Sure

* Daniella drinks all of it*
Blake : Daniella! You drank all my water

Riley :IKR Daniella is such a water whore

by KJacks October 21, 2015

water back

A glass of water you will get as a follow-up when ordering a shot or a beer.

May I have a martini and a water back?

by purpleyamcrunch August 30, 2018

FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008

Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 28, 2016