vulvan

A vulva so big as a van so that 5 men can fit in it.
Vulva + van together = vulvan

Oh my god, that fat chick had such a vulvan! Me, Chuck and Bill banged it simultaneously!

by noname123456 June 21, 2008

Vulcan Punch

When you hold up four fingers in the vulcan salute then uppercut a womans vagina, making sure both sets of fingers penetrate a hole. Must also be accompanied by yelling "vulcan punch!" or rape charges may be a consequence.

"ya dude i tottaly just vulcan punched your sister!"

by That fuckin guy whos is a ball May 20, 2010

Vulcan Salute

When someone uses the Vulcan hand sign meaning "Live long and prosper" from Star Trek to insert the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina; and the ring and pinky fingers into her anus.

A variation of "two in the pink; one in the stink"

"I gave this dirtybutt the old Vulcan Salute last night and had to wash my hands immediately after."

by Neverland Ranch Survivor March 20, 2021

Vulcan Handshake

The act of two females uniting vajines in a punnanny wiggle

My crotch really burns after a vigorous vulcan handshake

by bigjfromva2 December 21, 2008

Vulcan

A race of kids of the underground music scene who adopted the hair-do closely resembling Spock from Star Trek whom was of the Vulcan race. Most known for this hair style and culture were the strange faggish members of The Locust and it's followers back in the late 90's. The Hair style evolved into a more uglier look unfortunately into the Emo scene- which also unfortunately surfaced due to lost teens who unknowingly acquired the style in the last few years, they added some length, modernized it to fit mainstream style but did not achieve to keep it non-queer, gay looking or faggish. It's not believed to be known to them that it does look gay as hell. In fact, Mullets should of came back out of the trailer park before a faggot hairdo like this.

"Oh great, are band is opening for The Locust? Fucking dumb Vulcans."
"Look! The place is full of Vulcans."
"There's a Vulcan sucking wank for the joy it, and they are both male."
fag rump ranger queer follower vain mullet scene emo

by vigilanty June 18, 2009

green vulcan ooze

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up

He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.

by Rae Jen October 2, 2005

A Vulcan

A person with a distinctively Vulcan style haircut, who also happens to have serious personality issues.

I met that guy before, he was very cold and unfriendly.

Looked kind of like a Vulcan.

by Ordersomepizza July 31, 2010