von shliffen

the sexual act of jizzing in one's ear.

cornelius von shliffened michaelangelo.

by cornhole12345 February 14, 2010

brooke von

A rare rebel female with a heart of gold. One that will never leave a room without being noticed; always remembered for her punk rock style and random sense of humor. Those who love her remain in her circle; those who envy her remain haters at heart for using her kindness as a target to hurt her. If you ever meet a Brooke Von, you should consider yourself blessed.

That is a Brooke Von. Have you met her?
Yeah, that Brooke Von is badass!

by NoRegrets008 March 21, 2018

Chris von

Nicknamed for the sexiest mf around

Is that chris von?
You mean the hottest guy in town?

by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022

ugest von

the uger that does it more massive than all others

Yeah man, that's cause hes the ugest von.

by sille kram April 18, 2011

von queefer

1. A man that is a total homosexual and wishes he had a vagina.
2. term to dis people who did something stupid
3. term to call sluty girls
4. fun to call people

1. hey ya little queefa what the hell is your problem?
2. WOW what a von!
3. fak you von queefer
4. FAK you all ya bunch of DUECHES!!

by dueche bag October 12, 2005

von dutch

A line of clothing that goes back to a very racist man who was openly racist.

How can Usher hold his head up high when his Von Dutch tee be from a racist guy?

by LLM October 12, 2005

the Von Bondies

AWESOME Detroit garage-rock band. Consists of Jason Stollsteimer (lead vocals, guitar), Marcie Bolen (guitar, vocals), Carrie Smith (bass, vocals), and Don Blum (drums). Basically 2 cute guys and 2 cute girls with a great sound and great fashion sense. Aquainted with Jack White of the White Stripes.

The Von Bondies are the best new music out there now! yuh!

by Mairead March 15, 2004