vitamin water

The greatest beverage to mankind as we know it. It is as if God himself gave J. Darius Bikof the power to combine vitamins and water, and graced us with this delicious yet all so healthy drink.

Person 1: Im going to the store you want anything

*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*

Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!

by Some Guy 21 August 17, 2006

check my vitals

The act of checking your e-mail, im's, myspace, chatroom, blog, internet dating site or text messages.

Man hold up a minute and let me check my vitals before we leave.

by yeslowlow June 18, 2007

Vijay na

Kollywood actor who survives with the help of bots and paid critics. His group is famously known as ‘VMI’ which stands for vadai makku iyakam.

Vijay na Kollywood number 1 dance daww

by Anil hunter February 21, 2020

Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008

Vitamin A

Acid

You don't know what vitamin A is? Why don't you go ask your boyfriend Beau what it is!

by JYanc March 8, 2011

Vitamin C

Referring to cock, in the sense it’s something a girl needs

Guy 1: Look at her! You know what that bitch needs?
Guy 2: Yeah, she needs some of my Vitamin C tonight

by AyeBigPoppy June 1, 2018

Vijagra

The newest pill for older women ( see jaguar ) usually ranging in age from their mid-50s to death that stimulates sexual arousal and blood flow to the clitoris. Guaranteed to make her want your dick even more!

You: "Hey dad, do you think I should get married, I heard you stopped having sex when you get married after the first 2 years?"
Dad: "It WAS true until I hid some vijagra in your mom's bran muffins. Now we fuck midnight to noon!"

by 7mexicant June 20, 2010