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velcro hampouch

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!
by fizzkid February 20, 2011
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Hide Velcro

The name of a not so famous wwe wrestler. SOS Championship
Coming in at 200 pounds Hide Velcro
by vrettttt August 13, 2022
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Velcro

Loving your partner so much that you do not want to be with out them. You want to do everything with them because you love them so much.
Velcro is defined as loving someone so much you can not be without them. When your partner goes to work you want to go with them.
by 19921993 January 16, 2018
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velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
by JD&Asso March 24, 2016
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Velcro

A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch
Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

OR

They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!
by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019
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Velcro Lips

(Broke ass Nigger talking shit) Shut up Velcro Lips
by meowxoxooxoxooxoxo January 2, 2025
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Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.
Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.
by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024
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