Velcro girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners

Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.

by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025

Velcro

When a girl and guy have long pubic hairs and when having sex they get stuck together like velcro

Rose~Noah
Velcro PornHub

by pw123rat July 5, 2016

Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.

Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.

by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024

Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.

“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”

by holmesd January 25, 2021

Velcro

Vel·cro /ˈvelkrō/ 1. (n) a fastener for clothes or other items 2. (adj.) cool, awesome, amazing. Origin, English. Macklemore. "Thrift Shop." (feat. Wanz) e.g., "I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those. The sneaker heads would be like 'Aw, he got the Velcros'."

"Let's go to the corn maze."
"Yeah, man. That'd be so Velcro."

by ScribbleKid November 30, 2015

velcro box

A crabby women's vagina...

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...

by Dr.Loco July 6, 2024

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012