You're velcro

"You are welcome." This is the new slang way of making people do a double take. If you say it just right, you get people to think, "Did he say 'welcome' or 'velcro'?"

"Thanks!" "You're velcro."

by My Computer Man December 24, 2008

chocolate velcro

The usaually kinky,curly,velcro-like pubic hair of a colored womans vagina.

it sticks to you ;like velcro. Would you like some chocolate velcro with your weiner?

by Steven KingII September 25, 2006

butt velcro

A situation that occurs when two males engage in anal scissoring, in which anal pubic hair becomes entangled.

Guy1: Hey bro, lets scissor!
Guy2: Sure thing bro. As long as you shave this time, so we don't butt velcro again.

Guy1: Of course. Last time it took us 3 hours to untangle ourselves.

Guy2: Yeah, we don't want that happening again. It was painful.

by Doug123456 December 23, 2011

mexican velcro

A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.

While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.

by gamoson May 4, 2013

red velcro

red pubic hair either from being a ginger or being on your period.

hey, tonya wanna see my red velcro? ;)

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

gay velcro

Slang began when it was noted that gay males tend to prefer the "moustache only" look, which apparently only gay sausage loving dudes and cops sport. One day at lunch, it was noted that two dudes, both sportin' moustache-only look were both wearing straw cowboy hats with frilly edges. Brilliant buddy notes, "Wow, those two must have some serious gay velcro", meaning the moustache hair gets tangled up with the pubic hair when gay dude A is swallowing gay dude B's sausage all the way to the bag.

I can't tell what's public hair and what's my moustache hair after performing some serious gay velcro action on Philip last night.

by Fuersty June 9, 2007

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018