Vegetable bitch

A dumb human female whos conscious state is comparable to that of a person in a vegetative state.
"Damn shes stupid, fuckin vegetable bitch!"

"Dude, all that vegetable bitch does is talk about herself all day!"

"Man wtf, break up with that vegetable bitch!!"

"Suck me dry you vegetable bitch!"
by JKGB September 26, 2006
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Vegetable Aisle

The area of a party, club, or gathering where those who've taken too much Alcohol, or other illicit substances go to reflect on how much they regret the previous two hours of intake.

Generally there is zero vibe in the Vegetable aisle. Across the room there may be good conversation, dancing, fun. The Vegetable Aisle is a pit of loneliness and shame.
A: The New Year's party looked great from the Vegetable Aisle
B: What, were you not really into it?
A: Three joints in I decided I'd fucked it and would rather sit and vegetate.

X: I K-Holed so fucking bad at Brad's party, couldn't move.
Y: Ah, you went to the Vegetable Aisle.
by Nine Mazes January 08, 2017
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Cutting vegetables

When edgy teens think they're going through too much so they cut themselves.
by sup_yo57 March 05, 2020
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Sherry's Vegetables

The object that someone uses to stick up there vagina,anus or any other open part of the body, usually associated with a woman named sherry and her husband dave.
by Dick Hurtz February 17, 2005
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vegetable land

a nut house, place where crazy people stay
Lucys in vegetable land with all the crazy people

You belong in vegetable land!
by mex2 May 28, 2006
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vegetable fucker

a man named paul thats beleives that vegetables have life and sticks them up his ass and smells like shit
by will December 15, 2003
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wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.
"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"
by banjax October 28, 2013
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