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valas

An incredibly terrible video game player.

In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.

In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
"Man, we sure did rape that team. Seems like they went to the homeless valas shelter and recruited some real valases to play on their team."

"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"

"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
by RoffleCopter4200 November 3, 2009
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Valasi

The coolest friend you’ll ever have. She’s introverted but is very interesting once you get to meet her. She loves films and shows, she probably edits too. Loves milfs <3 Tall and beautiful person with great music taste. Also very kind person!
Jo: hey who’s that cool person?
mama: that’s Valasi!
by yanfeimybeloved February 18, 2022
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Vatsal

Vatsal tumhari gaànd maar lega !!!
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Vatsal

Vatsal is a person who does not make friends easily. Though he may act very outgoing, he may still be lonely. He always tries to get girls but none of them like him
Damn, he got rejected by another? He is such a Vatsal.
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valtryek

Valtryek is a spinning top that fucks others in the arena
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vatsay

same as "say what"
g: "imo flex ma bitch tonite"
r: "vatsay?"
g: "im gona fuck ma bitch tonite"
by tax moi June 28, 2005
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