Unlucky Pimp

When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.

"Hey did you see Andy, with those two girls?"
"Ha, yeah.. what an unlucky pimp"

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THE UNLUCKY DICE

It's not the dice cube that is unlucky, it's you buddy. You are the unlucky one here in this game called life.

Fuck the dice cubes are unlucky! I lost 5 grand.
Nah man, you are unlucky.
The Unlucky Dice is simply a myth.

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1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

unfucked by Rick August 11, 2003

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/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.

"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."

No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.

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literally Can’tBeFuckedWith!

lil baby: “oh you ain’t heard im UNFUCKINWITABLE!”

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When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.

Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car and almost hit me?!
That was just unfuckingbelievable!!!

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An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.

Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.

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