Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

by Inimical420 September 8, 2011

Edible Undies

They are underwear that you can apparently eat. This is mainly just a joke, but there are things like this out there.

If someone wants edible undies, then you should know that those are FAKE. Usually.

Person one- OMG! I want edible undies like right now. Oh I’m looking at Craigslist and it says they’ve only been worn once!

Person 2- OMG yasS SUCH A GOOD DEAL! get them now it don’t matter that they’re used!

by Kihara Pseudonym April 9, 2019

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

Come undone

To come right before you girlfriend, preventing her from coming.

I come undone to her yesterday, and she was so mad at me!

by Loststylus November 12, 2010

undie

An abbreviation for underground hip-hop. Originally conceived as a soundalike alternative to "indie," which signifies fey boys with jangly guitars.

Undie is the straight shit, brah. The radio is wack.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 10, 2005

Heroic Undies

the undies made of cotton that are the stuff of real legend worn by 200kg ugly as fuck woman with queensland blue pumpkins
see putrid

dam it i just follwed through on that one

LEST WE FORGET

by Mark August 6, 2004

pull undies

To get lucky. A phrase used the day after when regaling friends of your sexual exploits.

Dunco: So did you pull undies last night mate?
Dawdo: Yeah, I pulled undies with that Swedish chick.
Dunco: Nice.

by Dunco September 27, 2005