Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

Turnip

London slang for meal deal

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!

by Hihaykey January 10, 2017

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020