timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise
by Sambohdi Steve October 26, 2015
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to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom
by Bowagek February 04, 2021
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Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
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You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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Turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 05, 2020
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