turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004

Amber turd

Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up

She left an amber turd on the bed

by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022

amber turd

a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts

p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?

by froggosarevcute June 9, 2022

Amber turd

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.

Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.

by Prosimian June 14, 2022

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

turd burnout

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

Rogue Turd

Most notably found in wave pools at water parks, they are pieces of excrement floating in public waters. It is not known where they come from, but based on size and density they most likely come from toddlers, wearing diapers not meant for use in turbulent waters. They may also be a rare find in lazy rivers.

Rose: Andrew, what is that streak on your face?

Andrew: A wave just hit me with a Rogue Turd!

by Noblegangsta83 June 2, 2010