A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.
The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!
by Everyone_else January 4, 2012
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Carl- hey wanna join the army
Jimmy- What're you talking about Carl?
Carl- let me be more elaborate, wanna join the Turteleses army to FIGHT THE PENGUIENISE
Jimmy- Carl are you OK?
Jimmy- What're you talking about Carl?
Carl- let me be more elaborate, wanna join the Turteleses army to FIGHT THE PENGUIENISE
Jimmy- Carl are you OK?
by Wolfkid_2056 October 28, 2020
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by Akex & Marksmen May 7, 2008
Get the cum-tuter mug.Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo
1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.
2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.
2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.
Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
by Tym J. J. December 30, 2006
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by People speakers December 31, 2016
Get the taiten mug.Prostitute. One who sells herself for sex or possibly just a stuck up bitch. A new word that will soon be sweeping the streets thanks to me. Yeah that's right, me. Everyone start using this word because it is the best slang term for a prostitute. KEEP DA HOEZZZ ON DA STREETZZZ FOR LIFE!!11
You are a fucking tute. Step off and get back to the gutter.
Eh tute, where the fuck is my money!? Back all up dat shit and tute it up harder so's I can fly all up my pimp wagon wit da illes' gear.
Yo where da tutes at up in dis bitch!!? I need to expectorate into a mildly attractive woman for a reasonable price.
Paris Hilton.
Eh tute, where the fuck is my money!? Back all up dat shit and tute it up harder so's I can fly all up my pimp wagon wit da illes' gear.
Yo where da tutes at up in dis bitch!!? I need to expectorate into a mildly attractive woman for a reasonable price.
Paris Hilton.
by Richard Jenkins April 14, 2006
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