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Penguinism

I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob

Join Penguinism and follow the penguin brothers
Penguinism by Penguin1984 February 2, 2010

penguinisation 

the act of scrunching together to preserve warmth.
Ah it's so fricking cold, penguinisation must begin NOW!
penguinisation by penguinsrule August 4, 2005

Penguinize 

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.
Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!
Penguinize by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguinese 

It is the, "Official." Language of Penguins.
I went to the arctic circle to learn how to speak penguinese.
Penguinese by Mike Galuszka August 9, 2012

Penguinish

Looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin.

A name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com
I'm Penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.
Penguinish by Penguinish July 17, 2007

penguinisation 

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.
as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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