A sexual fetishistic activity whereby one partner expels mucous from their nose into the other partners butt crack.
Hanz bent over and held his cheeks apart while Franz blew his nose into his ass, he gave Hanz a Cheeky Trumpet
by DJ Shok April 18, 2008
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aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.
Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.
30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.
Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.
30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
by Roc18 April 27, 2010
Get the Nigger Trumpet mug.A temper tantrum thrown by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump in front of news cameras, usually accompanied by a lots of butthurt tweets.
by donaldo trumpez October 4, 2016
Get the Trumpertantrum mug.A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.
by wte80 October 30, 2016
Get the Donald Trumpet mug.1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.
2) The section that band directors hate to love.
2) The section that band directors hate to love.
1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.
2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.
2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.
by Daniel Ambrosini August 19, 2006
Get the trumpet section mug.(noun) The nepotism practiced by Donald J. Trump while in office as the 45th president of the United States of America.
Related words: trumplify, trumplift
Related words: trumplify, trumplift
The 45th U.S. president trumplifted many of his own family and friends, earning him the best new word in urbandictionary.com: "Trumpotism"
by millstone December 8, 2020
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