trueskies

true, believable, plausible, certainty, correct, accurate, legit

Billy- "I'm about to go chill at the mall."

Josh- "Trueskies."

by ThatOneAsiann January 3, 2011

trueswave

When something positive happens and is beyond belief that it seems like a higher power is controlling it.

You: yo i owed money on my phonebill yesterday but when i checked today it was paid!
Him: word?
You:TRUESWAVE!

Swave Swavette

by HookahGuy May 5, 2016

tradsturbating

The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.

Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!

by von groovy May 20, 2017

truksticles

Testicules on a truck
Truck nuts

Nice truksticles you got there buddy

by Mr.Popo Jr. January 15, 2018

Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties

"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."

by th.unda June 8, 2020

trueskhloe

trueskhloe

@trueskhloe is a semi famous stan account on twitter. The owner, Jay has a little obsession with Khloé Kardashian, and used his audience to share that. Everyone wants to gossip with Jay, they can’t resist.

by Kardashian Team October 10, 2020

Truespiracy

A controversial subject often political and often of a conspiratorial nature that ultimately proves to be true.

The prevailing scientific data shows that a foreign government bio lab released the viral weapon creating a global pandemic thus proving the conspiracy theory to be a truespiracy.

by Ofashea June 19, 2021