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shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.
1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"
by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008
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poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck
some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis
by recktum November 4, 2004
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Toucher

a turd that is so long that it touches the water in the toilet bowl while still in your anus.
Wow Mom! Come at look at this toucher. I sure hope it flushes ok.
by Long long turd December 17, 2013
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you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.
Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"
by bipolardyke March 6, 2008
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cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
by mangus July 1, 2005
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Trouchen

Something that is complete rubbish and is utter trouchen.
thats trouchen that mate.
by Nuggorten August 19, 2019
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touched on

when a guy in prison does something wrong, like steal from a homie's locker, and gets his ass beat.
The homie Junebug got touched on for being a locker thief.
by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007
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