tripstipation

A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.

Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.

Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.

by Braegger July 6, 2007

Tristanne

This person is an amazing person. She helps all her friends and is an amazing athlete. She helps people in anyway she can.

Tristanne helped me with my math homework.

by Ahri October 17, 2016

tristan da cunha

The most remote inhabited island on earth, with a population of about 200. There is literally, and I mean literally, nothing to do there. It is a volcanic island that could literally erupt an any moment and nobody would care.

Guy: hey man have you heard of Tristan da Cunha?
Other guy: What's a "Tristan da Cunha"?

by SolaniTuberose December 1, 2016

Tristalyn

Tristalyn is a short brown haired
Green eyed girl who is always very particular with everything when she is nice you know you earned it downside she has a temper and a large ego, YES HER NAME DOes EXIST

Warning Tristalyns are high maintenance. Are you sure you can handle all dat 👏🏻

by brookeshshshssh June 26, 2018

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

Tristen

Tristen is a boss. He'll daddy your ass so hard you'll explode. He's an American bred beast that handles guns and owns a reclusive apocalypse farm somewhere in the country.
When he's not nailing college, he basically only plays 40k. That's it. The reason why is 'cause Josh won't invite him to his TF2 games.
He also loves cats.

Oh shit there goes Tristen! I heard he likes eating ass!
God, he's so dreamy!

by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

Triston

An astounding best friend that is always there to listen and encourage whenever you need it. Also the best boyfriend you will ever have no matter how much they deny it. He’s adorable and as kind as you can get. An absolute angel. If you let a Triston out of your life you will always regret it. They are perfect.

Person 1: Who’s your perfect boyfriend?
Person 2: The boyfriend I already have, Triston.

by xXbeeXx April 22, 2020