traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010

Taffy Puller

During the act of sexual intercourse, the man and woman get into the "cowboy" position.
With the girl on top, she uses her vaginal area to squeeze the penis, and pulls up. There for "pulling" the mans "taffy".

"That girl gave me a wicked Taffy Puller last night."

by JOMOFOBLOSO January 18, 2009

Traffic

When there’s some drama going on that you just can’t be bothered dealing with today.

Man, I don’t feel like dealing with any of this. Miss me with that traffic.

Examples :
Alice : Justin is secretly in love with you

Zachary : Man, that guy is a dick, I could never deal with all of his traffic.

by __nopls__ October 8, 2019

Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued October 1, 2008

Taffy sac

The consistency of ones scrotum as if the testicles were suspended by a piece of warm taffy

Hey Jason, my taffy sac caused my nuts to take a dip while pinching a loaf.

by Ryan and Beth December 27, 2008

trafficy

1. (adj.) Describing a period of heightened traffic

Andy - "what is the DEPARTURE TIME?"

Robin - "if we go now it'll just be trafficy as f**k"

by weewobby January 28, 2012

Traffic Lights

A game played between two people as a way of exploring intimate things.

Green - Good, great, comfortable with it
Yellow - This is okay, feeling a little out of my comfort zone
Red - I don’t like this, can we stop?

Person 1: I touch you first, you say a colour and then you touch me. We can stop at anytime. It’s called traffic lights. Okay?

Person 2: Okay.

by Random person 7474 April 8, 2021