tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

tossing the caber

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

tossing salad

almost like a rim-job. It is having a male or female lick around the asshole.

Man yesterday I tossed this gurls salad and now I have a shit taste in my mouth!

by $a!ad F1nger$ April 12, 2005

tossing mittens

the act of vomiting

"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"

by cribsy February 4, 2009

Tossing the Spam Javelin

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

tossing the salad

To eat out ones' ass thoroughly.

Erin : Hey leahtard what were you doing last night ?
Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !

by not_im_scene October 17, 2010

tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.

-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

by Chris Rock June 15, 2003