Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light

Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

torpe

a shy boy who can't confess his love to a girl because he thinks that he might just be rejected.

Hey Alexander! Tell Nikki now that you love her so much! Don't be a torpe!

by crimsonxx December 12, 2016

toriphile

1. A crazed fan that devotes their life to musician Tori Amos, and follows her everywhere not at all in a stalker-like fashion when she tours... most know her, her bodyguards, her chef, her assistants, her husband, ex-boyfriend/s, affairs, daughter, and more. All know every bit of history behind every single song, 'common' or 'rare'. Most specimens have a personal database of everything Tori-related that they can pull out at any given moment, and discuss wholeheartedly with anyone silly enough to ask.

2. Same as 1, but the new fans who have only been on tour for a year or so, that just think it's cool to say Toriphile, because that's what The Dent or Here In My Head calls the community's folk.

The toriphiles all hung out for 29 hours before the St.Louis meet and greet in -18degreeF weather. Out of the 68 toriphiles there, only 5 got to speak with her, and those were the cool or pushy ones in the front. Afterwards, some walked away to grab a bite to eat before the show, unscathed.. some went to the hospital with frost bite, and missed the show because of amputation-oriented surgery... and most had to sit down and cry for a while either because they didn't see her, or were overwhelmed by a glimpse of her tangled red hair from 8 people back.

by sweetsangria October 31, 2003

torpedo

Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.

Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

Toph

The hardest mf out there. Homegirl is blind yet she made a whole new type of bending, oh and she’s 12-

ayo who is that? Bro are you fucking slow- that’s toph beifong! How tf do you not know who toph beifong is? Bro you’re trash get your ugly dolphin head ass outta here.

by youngzapper March 30, 2021

warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007