Tops

N.

A pair of either old or new toms shoes that are cut into slippers or flops.

"Are those your old toms?"
"Nah man, tops now"

by AngieM December 25, 2011

Topo Mile

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.

"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."

by meizlizard July 19, 2009

Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

tonsomnia

Sleep disorders caused by love of audio. Typically resulting in bedtime being at sound 7am, broken up by visits to rectec and audio eng.

I was doing edit 3 until 7am. Tonsomnia got me bad.

by Tonmeistermeister January 25, 2018

toponease

Receiving oral sex

Ayooo I was with this girl and she gave me some Toponease

by Dizzy dtg January 9, 2020

topsack

When your balls are above your penis

Lol you can’t speak you have topsack

by Rahtopsack October 14, 2020

Tonson

named after pine trees, a conehead with a nutty personality and probably likes festivities like Christmas

this guy still has a Christmas tree up in February. what a tonson!

by robinofpinewood January 11, 2021