Tuppence

See twinkle

Gwenny, don't forget to wipe your tuppence!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Tuppence

Another use of 'tuppence' -- in olden days the London pay toilets cost one penny... so if you had to go #1 you needed to 'spend a penny'...

-- so if you had to go #2, you needed to 'spend tuppence'.

I'm serious. That was my mother's polite euphemism for it and as a child I thought that was the real word for it.

by shadowycat December 21, 2008

topping

When a lesbian fucks another lesbian using a strap-on for pleasure.

Topping is amazing. Last night my girlfriend topped me for the first time and made me cum.

by lesbo7988 December 27, 2014

toppin some g's

dumbass, thats all wrong. "toppin some g's" means to "bust a cap", or "shoot some mofos".

stop right there, biatch! before i top some g's in yo ass!

by cow town August 18, 2004

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007