Gone toobin

To masturbate during a zoom meeting.

I plan on gone toobin during my wednesday meeting.

by bigb0ngz October 20, 2020

Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020

Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

1- n. Wanker. Also, one who masturbates during Zoom meetings.

2 - v. Masturbating

That dude is a Toobin.

I can’t believe that dude is Toobin on Zoom.

by Tlt77 October 21, 2020

Toobin

When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.

Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.

Jeffery got caught toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020