Toobin

Ending your Career While Whipping it out for the Zoom Call to See

Toobin is a pandemic Reubens but on a Zoom Call and not in a movie theatre;
Instead of having a snickers to relieve hunger, Jeffrey pulled a Toobin.

by KennethBone October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 19, 2020

toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you whip out your meat stick during a video conference call.

Jeff got fired for toobin during a zoom call.

by INeedNoHandle October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

full toobin

masturbating on a conference call in full view of coworkers

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020