Primative people that have escaped Tonga on a supply ships, have extemely large flat noses ,hence the reason why they don't have a problem with their stench they emit because their noses are so mutalated that they have only the slighest sense of smell, afro-styled hair, extremely large eyes and ears, overall a very large physique, most are morbid obease due to their canabalistic nature. Their intelligence seems underdeveloped. The Tongan language is digusting in nature, as to a non-Tongan speaking person it may sound like "groans, grunts as well as loud breathing". In comparison to the Samoan race, Tongans are stupid, ill-mannered and try to fight anyone who is smarter than them i.e. Everyone.
by Monopoly May 2, 2006
Get the Tongan mug.Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.
by JP June 17, 2004
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Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!
Coz u noe how we do!!
We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!
Koe ha? Feinga mai!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!
Coz u noe how we do!!
We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!
Koe ha? Feinga mai!!
by Tongan's Fynest August 4, 2008
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by 2LA May 14, 2004
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Tegan is a total bitch. She seemed really nice but once I got to know tegan I found out that she isn’t the right friend for me.
by Jhahhwbs July 6, 2019
Get the Tegan mug.Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.
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