Most beautiful people on earth, some people say that they have anger issues no its just they react quickly to bullshit, they are funny as hell and they have no shame. They are kind and caring, they will always be there for you. They treat there friends like family. they have a lot of respect for people, they have the most amazing meals. and they love there Rugby League/Unions. They will have your back if you have theirs! And most Samoans are pretty sexy!
Samoans are human beings, You know !
by ILoveFOBS June 15, 2013
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Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.
Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!
by BayAreaReppin March 02, 2010
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Your'll know that your a samoan when you just fob in very sentence you say..okay, serious time...some people might think that Samoans are dumb, stupid, fat people who eat alot of corned beef but inside we are just like every other culture but in a different way.Not all samoans are what you think they are;some are kind,some are stupid and some are ones who you didn't even know until they actually show their true colours..but most, not all are are samoans who are REAL SAMOANS(:
Samoans are people too, not objects...
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The Most aggresive, hateful, stupid, competitive, stinky pieces of shit. Australian Samoans are worse than American as they tend to try to start fights at every opportunity. They usually get smacked around by their parents and then try to pile shit onto other people. Very stupid and ask the most obvious questions. Tend to laugh at the dryest things. Try to put on a persona of tougness or 'Gangsta' and listen to rap and hip-hop etc. Though this isn't to say that EVERY samoan is like this but the vast majority are. The men are huge and the women are even huger. The boys shy away from other girls but tend to call others gay. The boys try to also pick fights with you, but tell them to fuck off and they'll leave you alone. In short, never be friends with these bitches, as one wrong move and they'll try to start shit with you.
Caucasian guy: *glances at Samoan for one second*

Samoans guy: Aww you got a problem cunt, stop staring at me cunt! or I'll drop you!

Caucasian guy: *sticks chin out* TAKE YOUR BEST FUCKING SHOT YOU PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

Samoan guy: aww I gotta go somewhere *hurries away*
by anonymouspisshead February 10, 2010
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A beautiful people and culture from the Polynesian islands of Samoa and American Samoa. Many Samoans excel in sports, music, government, and other aspects of society. Samoans are very family oriented and have a rich history of tradition and pride. Religion is an integral part of daily life and plays an important role in family values. Most Samoans are Christians and the official religion of Samoa is Christianity. The first definition is from a jealous a**hole and those who agree with that person is on the same boat with that hater.
by bob1461 July 11, 2008
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Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans
by Dangerous G March 28, 2004
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A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.
Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.
by koehlerdus April 05, 2005
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