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Most beautiful people on earth, some people say that they have anger issues no its just they react quickly to bullshit, they are funny as hell and they have no shame. They are kind and caring, they will always be there for you. They treat there friends like family. they have a lot of respect for people, they have the most amazing meals. and they love there Rugby League/Unions. They will have your back if you have theirs! And most Samoans are pretty sexy!
Samoans are human beings, You know !
Samoans by ILoveFOBS August 18, 2013
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Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.
Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!
Samoans by BayAreaReppin March 2, 2010
Your'll know that your a samoan when you just fob in very sentence you say..okay, serious time...some people might think that Samoans are dumb, stupid, fat people who eat alot of corned beef but inside we are just like every other culture but in a different way.Not all samoans are what you think they are;some are kind,some are stupid and some are ones who you didn't even know until they actually show their true colours..but most, not all are are samoans who are REAL SAMOANS(:
Samoans are people too, not objects...
Samoans by YouKnowWhat??? March 4, 2013

Evil Mannered Samoans 

A Pacific Island gang from the island of Samoa running in the streets of the San Francyko.
There go them EMS boyz.
Evil Mannered Samoans by Big Veezay November 30, 2003

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models
Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty
Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011