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Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.
Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!
by Jhahhwbs April 5, 2018
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Seems nice at first but beware, once you get close to tegan she can become clingy and childish. Always overreacting and starting fights. Will most likely make you feel like a garbage human being. Generally pretty but overweight and refuses to try and get fit. Tegan is very messy and will day she will clean up but almost never makes good with the promise. Lies about almost everything and over-fabricates stories about what “happens” in her life. A total player who can’t keep a boyfriend for more than a month.
Tegan is a total bitch. She seemed really nice but once I got to know tegan I found out that she isn’t the right friend for me.
by Jhahhwbs July 6, 2019
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