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Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."
"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".
by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004
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coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.
I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.
by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003
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asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.
by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016
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TOaster

A regular on the GameFAQs board Toaster Oven(board 909090909). It wasmade by just capitalizing the O in 'Toaster' to put the board's initials in there as a symbol. The board's AIM chat is named, accordingly, 'TOasters.'
Don't mess with him, he's a TOaster.
by Are You Listening June 20, 2004
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toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.
Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.
by Bennagels April 23, 2008
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Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.
Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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