cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

by Chika January 15, 2007

fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.

Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night

by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007

True Toaster

A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!

Who's a True Toaster?

Jim Barber is, that's who!

by ThaRonster October 19, 2022

milk and toast kind of guy

A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless

"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy

by arisaboss March 1, 2011

Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018