"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."
by Feech Lo Sguardo February 03, 2009
When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.
The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.
by Chaynzaw March 19, 2009
me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.
by penguinopolipitese August 16, 2007
When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is considered a failure.
by Jay & Ron October 17, 2008
An utter failure is a noun that describes a fail on massive proportions. This failure is a failure on all levels and dimensions. Utter failures can be people or things that have absolutely no good or winning quality
Justin Bieber is a utter failure.
Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...
Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...
by ballzindahood October 31, 2010
by Mr.BallJangles September 06, 2008
Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure
by Colonel Autumn December 17, 2020