Titanic

The Titanic is when you are getting head in a hot tub and the girl is underwater blowing you. You wait, and when she comes up for air, you hit her in the face with a big bag of ice.

Guy 1: "Dude, I gave that girl a Titanic last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice man, how did it go?"
Guy 1: "It was awesome man, I hit her with the ice and screamed 'Never Let Go!'"

by DamianSolari February 19, 2009

Titanic

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.

The movie was also shit.

by AYB April 21, 2003

Titanic twat

when a girls vag is so loose, if she were to lay down the Titanic could could sail through her vagina like it was cave.

after i got done banging that girl she had a titanic twat

by brohood4life December 23, 2009

Titanic Date

When you think your 1st date is actually going somewhere, but all you do is break the ice & then sink.

My blind date was going really well. We were hitting it off great, but then I said something stupid & she'll never call again. Turns out it was just a Titanic Date.

by Heindl November 9, 2012

Titanic

Originally the name of an Olympic class ocean liner built and launched in 1912 (And sinking in the same year on it's maiden voyage) Titanic usually refers to when a situation is degrading rapidly with the girl you're chatting up and your chances of "getting in" are dropping fast.

A Titanic situation can be avoided with proper preparation of resources such as deodorant and in some cases, basic knowledge of the individual.

Guy one to his mate guy two: "Shit that was horrible, that went down faster than the titanic" Two: "What happened? Did you let her go jack?"

by The 11th Doctor July 21, 2016

Titanic

When two men interact in a sexual manner. Specifically, one man stands in front of the other. His intimate companion stands behind, penis inserted inside the other's anus, one arm around his lover's chest and his other hand holding the other's manhood. The man in front stands with his arms spread wide, akin to Rose from Titanic. This move may be accompanied by a well known Celine Dion track, although this is optional.

Bailey and Dan said they were straight, but apparently they did a Titanic at the pub the other night.

by DanteRhodesWatts May 24, 2017

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond

A wacky 2004 roleplaying game popularized by strange chain letters sent to children.

Guy 1: Sup bro. You wanna play

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond?

Guy 2: No thats a stupid game

*Guy 1 slaughters Guy 2*

by Peefrog August 10, 2020