According to President Barrack Obama, democracy is "noisy & messy."
When Michelle Obama is looking for some noisy & messy sex, she will ask Barrack, "Hey honey, do you want to have some Democracy Sex?"
When you think your 1st date is actually going somewhere, but all you do is break the ice & then sink.
My blind date was going really well. We were hitting it off great, but then I said something stupid & she'll never call again. Turns out it was just a Titanic Date.