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dave matthews tickets

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?
by Futchy December 20, 2017
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ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)
Don't let your ticker beat so fast.
by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009
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tinkers

Can I buy 50 tinkers off you?
by Simes November 20, 2007
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wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.
"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."
by weirdoactor December 10, 2008
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Spare Rib Ticklers

A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"
What are you two spare rib ticklers up to now?
by Teenster July 15, 2007
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Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.
I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!
by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009
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pawn shop tickets

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
by Alia P-S April 27, 2007
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