Booze Tornado

The drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc... can be categorized like the Fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.

Bro, Garth was a total booze tornado last night. He ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and passed out while pissin in my front yard.

by Ballnweiner420 December 1, 2016

Tornado rape

It's when a group of guys get their boners out and hit a girl in the face with them. The men are spinning around in circle like a tornado.

My ex broke up with me so a group of me and my friends tornado raped her.

by 123j0sh4 May 23, 2014

tornado warning

not a good thing

if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can

The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)

"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"

"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"

"Great idea!"

Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado

by RiceOfCourse July 1, 2022

Meat Tornado

The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson

"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"

by WhiteAsStarbucks February 21, 2017

Tornado Tongue

A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.

Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."

by Amelia.Summers April 19, 2017

Turkish Tornado

After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.

Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.

by AsianGM October 21, 2006

shit tornado

An uncomfortable situation resulting in embarrassment.

I felt the condom fall off in his hand I knew the officer would be upset, it was a shit tornado.

by sergio georgini February 9, 2005