greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.
My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado
by Benweezy September 22, 2019
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tornado warning

not a good thing

if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)

"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"

"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"

"Great idea!"

Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
by RiceOfCourse July 01, 2022
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Oklahoma Tornado

When you take your hand and you rotate it around really fast then you drill someone in the nuts.
I gave Jimmy an Oklahoma Tornado last night when he was done pissing.
by J Clutch March 08, 2014
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Tornado rape

It's when a group of guys get their boners out and hit a girl in the face with them. The men are spinning around in circle like a tornado.
My ex broke up with me so a group of me and my friends tornado raped her.
by 123j0sh4 May 23, 2014
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Meat Tornado

The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson
"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"
by WhiteAsStarbucks February 22, 2017
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Tornado Tongue

A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.
Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."
by Amelia.Summers April 19, 2017
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Turkish Tornado

After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.
Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.
by AsianGM October 20, 2006
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