Bork

(verb)
to have intimate relations with Borker.

"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"

by Sister#9 November 4, 2008

Dry Bork

To engage in an act of borking without the aid of any sort of lubricant.

Nobody wins in a dry bork.

"I watched Nathan dry bork Zack last night, and the look in his eyes said, 'This hurts me more than it hurts you.'"

by MoreChris4You June 2, 2012

Borken/borked

To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"

1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!

by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 13, 2005

bork

aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.

Thomas Walker is a bork.

by tjwal April 6, 2007

Bork

Gun. Usually a handgun. Can sometimes be used as a verb.

That hater tried to run up on me with his nine, so I pulled out by bork and busted a few caps upside his punk ass head.

I borked my refrigerator after it looked at me funny.

by Du Rag April 29, 2005

Borked Carp

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.

That one went over like a Borked Carp.

by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010

Big nibba Bork

The most godlike word of all existence, it can overpower shaggy and big chugus in one phrase, you will overpower the uno reverse card and immediately make anyone cum at command, just simply say big nibba Bork be drenched you thot!

Shaggy: like zoinks man we’re like gonna die
You: BIG NIBBA BORK

by RyZe tHiCc bOy May 16, 2019