by TheCantoneseAsian December 26, 2015
a hairy ass fucking pussy. a guys worst nightmare. case senario, you go down to finger a bitch and its so thick down there u feel like running to the garage to get the power hedge trimmers. please ladies keep it clean. :)
"holy fuck dude, i went down on that slut i met last night at the club, i swear to god i needed my machete to get through that amazon jungle!"
by hairy box is not good 4 u February 09, 2004
When your railing a girl missionary style right before you cum you pull out and light her pubes on fire and extingush with your man sauce
by Parker Hutchison September 11, 2006
A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
by shitz96815 November 25, 2019
Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.
by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021
mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
by OG grandma May 26, 2015