thanksgiving music

does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.

“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”

by kashootmyself November 4, 2018

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Thanksgiving belly

Full of food turkey or pie

''You have a big thanksgiving belly.''

by MAN CLAN October 31, 2019

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thanksgiving thot

When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.

Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.

by Tony Stark Whatsup November 12, 2019

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thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

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James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022

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Thanksgivingmas

Thanksgivingmas is the perfect holiday to knock two birds and a ham out with one weekend! Why have the family travel twice in 30 days when you have Thanksgivingmas to celebrate?

Thanksgivingmas was invented by two brothers Anthony Knies and Andrew Knies. It can be hosted anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

The family is getting together the second weekend of December to celebrate Thanksgivingmas.

by brokerworks November 7, 2022

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Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American

We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023

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