Textual Conversation

To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.

Steve: What are you doing?
Sean: I am having a textual conversation with Ali. She is good.

by uh9u9dgusekj8lqwg December 31, 2008

Textual Harassment

When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.

My crazy ex girlfriend who still wants something from me likes to initiate in textual harassment.

by Big Shermy August 23, 2010

Textual Abuse

When an overly aggressive potential partner you only met once won't stop text messaging you

That kid just blew me up again! I never should have gave that textual abuser my number!!!

by Boston Homey December 20, 2010

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.

"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."

by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012

textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.

We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.

by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013