television

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

Television

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

by ThePerson101100 May 23, 2018

television programs

THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Dude Im gonna go home and watch my television programs - old ass man (me)

Ok - Partey lover

by the evil trolla September 16, 2022

Televisionist

A noun/adiective used to describe a person who is extremely enthusiastic about either the uses and background of the television, or they are just really into a new show they watched. Can also be used to describe somebody who became famous through use of the television.

My friend is a televisionist he is always telling me about how it was created

by Emillia bournes July 2, 2023

television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.

If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.

Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?

by I know write five January 22, 2025

television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.

I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025