television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

Televisiphonernetting

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

by bag o douche August 24, 2007

Teleri

The "sea-elves", in the work of Tolkien. One of the three clans of elves who crossed the sea (under the leadership of Olwe), although the elves led by Cirdan, who remained in a region of Beleriand known as the Falas, are also counted among the Teleri. (The Sindar, who are of the same clan, appear to be considered separate because they did not reach the sea).

Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.

The Teleri are great ship-builders, although their greatest ships were stolen by Feanor and the Noldor in the Kinslaying. These ships were later burnt by Feanor at Loscar, in a gesture of hostility towards Fingolfin, whom he had left in the lands near Valinor.

by Andy April 25, 2004

Televisiphonernetting

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.

What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

by Koz [KeroSCENE] October 5, 2007

Telemiscommunication

Having trouble with telecommunication

*Via the phone*
Hey, hows your day been?
Hey, ho- no sorry you first.
What? can't hear you...
Hold on... Anyways. You were saying?
Oh, the delay's quite bad...
Wow, telemiscommunications.

by R530er October 13, 2014

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

The best show on mtv ova the summer tHAT dissaperd cause mtv wasnt paying snoop for the show. NO MONEY, NO DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE, FO SHIZZLE!

HOW OL IS U?
THIS MANY..
YEA! CROUTONS, ME LOVE THIS LONG TIME....YO!
AND BROUGHT U MANY OTHER ha,ha things.

by outlaST October 21, 2003