testicles poetry

The mystical words of the balls

this dude writing testicles poetry or something

by Hri7566 August 17, 2022

texticles

The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.

I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!

by CraigM999 May 6, 2010

toasticles

What you get when a cup of coffee (or really hot soup) spills on your pants.

My toasticles hurt like mad when i spilled my coffee

by Googley Jiblets February 27, 2004

Vagina Tentacles

The long, spindly hairs that hang down from a dog's vagina, usually crusty in texture.

ZOMG! your dog's vagina tentacles just rubbed my neck!

by CooterLoofa March 6, 2011

testiclese

Like testicles but ... cooler to say.

"Suck my testiclese, bitch!!!"

by Dj Roara ( created by Son Tran ) September 4, 2006

Tasticles

Tasty Icicles

mm these icicles are really tasty! I'm going to call them Tasticles!

by Sweet Transvestite Starfish May 3, 2011

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012