taxi jumping

Running away from a taxi without paying for the service

OR

Taking a taxi that someone else has booked

Person 1: "Hi mate who's it for?"
Taxi man: "Bar Java"
Person 1 "Yep that's mine"
Person 2: " he's taxi jumping!"

by Ezbomb April 11, 2016

Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

by Gabby west side March 29, 2021

magic taxi

The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

Vag taxi

Vag taxi is the transport on earth not only do you get to be inside a vag with your legs dangling out, the vag taxi will take you anywhere on its wheels. it can fit up to 10 people but you can order the private one if your feelings naughty.

Person#1:Omg get Vag taxi
Person#2: Omg I should it smells great

by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022

Canadian taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Taxi Invite

When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.

"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."

by Pecca Belletier July 19, 2012

taxi radio

the local radio station where they play non-stop 70's 80's music. about 90% of there viewers are taxi drivers and are typically Asian. almost all the taxi divers never get sick of the songs so they never switch over (even if you ask).
most commonly found in Singapore.

mike: i can't stand daddy blue after that long hour long taxi ride.

jack: why?

mike: the driver was listening to taxi radio

jack: oh you poor thing.

by mehico February 28, 2011