Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.

Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you whip out your meat stick during a video conference call.

Jeff got fired for toobin during a zoom call.

by INeedNoHandle October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jackin
Fappin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah

by 212person October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

full toobin

masturbating on a conference call in full view of coworkers

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020