Tart cart

Word used to describe a person who is acting like a total fuck tard.

Hey Connor you’re acting like a total tart cart

by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018

tart taker

lesbian that loves smashing clams

look at that tart taker over there

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.

That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!

by Mak attack October 19, 2020

Tart's Wardrobe

The ladies washroom.

Gotta go freshen up in the tart's wardrobe.

by Clairicle March 23, 2007

tart stick

Used (by my brother Larry) to denote a tard or lame-o. From the olde English tarte-shctike.

What a fucking tart stick! Interchangeable w/asshole, idiot, et al....

by capt pusnuts October 6, 2003

Tart`s tick

New bird for an inexperienced twitcher;one which would be disdained by most serious birders.

What d`you mean you`ve never seen a wood sandpiper before?It`s a tart`s tick.

by Alan Dolan March 15, 2007

Tart Hole

The Vagina of a girl who has been around a bit to much and tends to be easy (ex1). Combining the word tart and hole. Typically used as an insult, or to tell someone to shut up (ex2)

John: Man you see that girl there? I would hit that.
Bill: I dunno man, I heard she is a real tart hole.
John: Really? Score, an easy lay!

Marry: Omg hey guys!
Tim: Shut your tart hole.

by Daniel the Jewish Wordsmith July 2, 2008